There Was an Old Woman . . .

How cute is this! My friend Anne sent it to me!

There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe,

She had so many children she didn’t know what to do!

So she gave them some broth without any bread,

And whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed.

There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe,

She had so many children she didn’t know what to do!

All the dirty linens and dinner dishes were left undone,

To the internet she ran and typed in PerkUlater.com

She ordered home delivery of fresh roasted coffee!

And stayed up all night long, washing and cleaning her shoe!